So, I’m at lunch right now and one of us isn’t here. I’ve spent the last, almost half hour, asking where he is but nobody’s fucking telling me. I asked one kid and she said “Shut the fuck up or I’ll choke you with your lanyard.” I can live with that and I don’t need to die so I backed off. Now I’m wondering if I just have one of those faces. I went over to to my Step-Sister and asked he friend group this.
“On a scale of one to Hulk Hogan, how punchable is my face?”
They responded with HEEEEEYYYYY BROOOTTTTTHHHHER.
This is a shitpost and I’m fine.