What IS Exeggcute?

It’s a half a dozen broken eggs that just sit there and kick people in the teeth. Are they rotten Pokèmon eggs that became sentient and banded together or something? Are they their own species. What do the Pokèpeople do when they want an omelet. Do they just not have omlets??? I don’t get it. Why does it loose heads when it evolves. Why is everyone not asking these questions?! Why are people looking at me weird?! It’s odd! 


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